(note: John has trouble pronouncing his "R"s. Imagine a "W" sound instead.)
"Mom, can you please turn my apron around backwards? I really need a cape right now."
Dad (about going camping): I'll just take John along with me and he can scare off all of the grizzly bears. (har-har)
John: Yes. I will catch that grizzly bear and ride him." Pause. "That will be really cute."
Mom: John, you really need a hair cut, buddy.
John: No I don't. I can just lick my fingers and stick my hair to my head, like this." (demonstrates)
What a joy!
What a dear little boy.
Thank you, Lord, for blessing our lives with him.